roz is the best. kiss her tushies y'all! this isn't roz typing btw

2005-08-21 - 7:33 p.m.

okay hmm a blog. my excuse is that i'm on holiday and it's so boring that i've been driven to this insanity.

and i wanted a cool name but all the cool ones like ultrakiller and kissmytush and shuttupimtalking and coolerthanu were all too long or taken. so now i'm stuck with redundant. THANKS TO ROS. better than basket case at least.

message from ros: REDUNDANT IS A GREEN DAY SONG CHECK IT OUT

so erm do that. i'll update when i update.

er bye?

oh yeah if any of u guys got really weird messages on msn it was roz or my brother.

kill those boys

.:bitch here:.
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i'm mucking up the format, MWAHAHAHA!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE DAY WHERE SARAH IS SLEEPING AND I STEAL BOTH HER CAREERS BOOK AND I STEAL HER PASSWORD AND HACK INTO HER BLOGGO THINGY AND DELETE ALL THE FORMATTING THINGS. i have been instructed by sarah to say something nice about her here and not to delete anything else. i have nothing to say except albany rocks and so do elvis and the beatles. peace man. edited: that's rachel ignore her. she keeps laughing at this section although she's so unfunny. the people i have to live with in england huh

Fears
poetry, fat penguins, large tattooed arms, third class jaws, the sexy dance, pieces of gum being left on cartons of soy milk, brooches, tweed, pointed high heels (hee hee ter), me saying hee hee, boys giggling, chickens, lizards, botox, keifer the cheese man, rachel's taste in music, rachel's taste in men, teri's taste in shoes, teri's taste in men, llamas, deep jokes i don't get, venereal root disease, sarah's hippy truck, mascara, cucumbers on the road side which could be FULL of bacteria, rats...basically loads of things.

ten things i want to do before i turn 17
kill rachel knight in her sleep and steal her careers booklet and tear a page.also, send hate mail to yoko ono and burn the cheese man

last five
the one with a healthy sarah - 2006-02-24
the one with the hypochondria - 2006-02-09
the one with the very vague hate - 2006-02-05
the one with many cryptic messages - 2006-01-31
the one with the angsty lyrics - 2006-01-30